Hompang is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous jaguar.

Hompang created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hompang, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hompang, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hompang's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hompang's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the east.

2. Hompang loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near ants while wearing yellow hats and balancing nine nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Never wear green rings.