Kombellmob is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud unicorn.

Kombellmob created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombellmob, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kombellmob, he will send minions to preach to you.

Kombellmob's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kombellmob's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kombellmob.

2. Kombellmob loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed onions to bats while wearing ear rings.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Kombellmob in the centre of the settlement.