Nullruttettigadved is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, generous porpoise.

Nullruttettigadved created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullruttettigadved, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullruttettigadved, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nullruttettigadved's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nullruttettigadved's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Nullruttettigadved on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Feed all hungry mice.