Sinflapshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent human.

Sinflapshav created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinflapshav, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sinflapshav, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sinflapshav's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sinflapshav's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Run away from cyan mice, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.