Cidkenfun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring goblin.

Cidkenfun created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidkenfun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cidkenfun, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cidkenfun's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cidkenfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidkenfun.