Motdungup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless crow.

Motdungup created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Motdungup, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Motdungup, it will turn you into a tree.

Motdungup's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Motdungup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. You must love Motdungup.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motdungup.