Cetfebbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful penguin.

Cetfebbeg created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetfebbeg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cetfebbeg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cetfebbeg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cetfebbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.