Pagxenbell is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever butterfly.

Pagxenbell created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Pagxenbell, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pagxenbell, it will ignore you.

Pagxenbell's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pagxenbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pagxenbell.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must pray to Pagxenbell four times a day.