Flowpommumnurpark is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair pigeon.

Flowpommumnurpark created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowpommumnurpark, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flowpommumnurpark, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Flowpommumnurpark's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flowpommumnurpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the south.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flowpommumnurpark.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.