Dinvanyarbid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless octopus.

Dinvanyarbid created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinvanyarbid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dinvanyarbid, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dinvanyarbid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dinvanyarbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wear green.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never laugh near snails.