Japbunlig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful chicken.

Japbunlig created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japbunlig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Japbunlig, she will turn you into a worm.

Japbunlig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Japbunlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed tomatoes to goats while wearing orange hats.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must love Japbunlig.

5. Do not speak about rice.