Vegdumdog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent finch.

Vegdumdog created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegdumdog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vegdumdog, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vegdumdog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vegdumdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never paint your feet blue.

3. Vegdumdog loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. You must pray to Vegdumdog four times a day.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.