Libbafsas is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent horse.

Libbafsas created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libbafsas, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Libbafsas, he will turn you into a mole.

Libbafsas' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Libbafsas' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Libbafsas.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to seals while wearing black scarves.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing violet hats and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.