Vonkxuckomrilwegvol is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil mongoose.

Vonkxuckomrilwegvol created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkxuckomrilwegvol, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vonkxuckomrilwegvol, it will turn you into a duck.

Vonkxuckomrilwegvol's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vonkxuckomrilwegvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Do not listen to music.