Leggovfit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful pig.

Leggovfit created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Leggovfit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Leggovfit, he will ignore you.

Leggovfit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Leggovfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Leggovfit loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Leggovfit.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.