Rilltonkbom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous horse.

Rilltonkbom created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilltonkbom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilltonkbom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rilltonkbom's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rilltonkbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to swans while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Never talk about aardvarks.