Targsisgudcum is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciless raccoon.

Targsisgudcum created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Targsisgudcum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Targsisgudcum, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Targsisgudcum's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Targsisgudcum's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five birds approach from the east.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear white shoes.