Bodhakpark is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, irritating horse.

Bodhakpark created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Bodhakpark, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodhakpark, it will turn you into a dog.

Bodhakpark's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bodhakpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bodhakpark.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Bodhakpark loves badgers, so they must be honoured.