Taillognell is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive fox.

Taillognell created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taillognell, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Taillognell, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Taillognell's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Taillognell's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Fast once a month.