Yattgatdum is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, calm salamander.

Yattgatdum created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattgatdum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yattgatdum, she will turn you into a duck.

Yattgatdum's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yattgatdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Yattgatdum in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Do not stand on grass.