Capfligteenmatkomkipsog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, benevolent wasp.

Capfligteenmatkomkipsog created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capfligteenmatkomkipsog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Capfligteenmatkomkipsog, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Capfligteenmatkomkipsog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Capfligteenmatkomkipsog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to monkeys while wearing fawn boots.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.