Pithudcat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent deer.

Pithudcat created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pithudcat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pithudcat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pithudcat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pithudcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Never paint your neck magenta.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Pithudcat loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about amino acids.