Bonnadhub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful raven.

Bonnadhub created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonnadhub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonnadhub, it will turn you into a rock.

Bonnadhub's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bonnadhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs purple.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Do not take Bonnadhub's name in vain.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bonnadhub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.