Habliklen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless camel.

Habliklen created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habliklen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Habliklen, she will not care.

Habliklen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Habliklen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not keep seven whales in a large pit.