Armpasarmlimfumdit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving hummingbird.

Armpasarmlimfumdit created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armpasarmlimfumdit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Armpasarmlimfumdit, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Armpasarmlimfumdit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Armpasarmlimfumdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Armpasarmlimfumdit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never feed spinach to tortoises while wearing brown kilts.