Habdussnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous fish.

Habdussnutt created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habdussnutt, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habdussnutt, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Habdussnutt's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Habdussnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Habdussnutt loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Habdussnutt.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about comets.