Omthabbug Jabtailflap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fussy crocodile.

Omthabbug Jabtailflap created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omthabbug Jabtailflap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Omthabbug Jabtailflap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Omthabbug Jabtailflap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Omthabbug Jabtailflap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six nickel sculptures of Omthabbug Jabtailflap on top of important buildings.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Run away if nine rats approach from the north.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.