Rapbastlipyar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy gnu.

Rapbastlipyar created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Rapbastlipyar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rapbastlipyar, she will be mildly annoyed.

Rapbastlipyar's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rapbastlipyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown dresses.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Erect six platinum sculptures of Rapbastlipyar on top of important buildings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt foxes.