Fotsug is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient cobra.

Fotsug created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotsug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fotsug, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fotsug's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fotsug's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink alcohol.