Besthimbog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, passionate squirrel.

Besthimbog created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besthimbog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Besthimbog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Besthimbog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Besthimbog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four bats approach from the west.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not chop down trees.