Quafdavsag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, kind duck.

Quafdavsag created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quafdavsag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quafdavsag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quafdavsag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Quafdavsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to snakes while wearing brown trousers.

2. Run away from violet manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Never chant in the presence of horses.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Never go into blue rooms.