Pigbundudlan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, vain mouse.

Pigbundudlan created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigbundudlan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pigbundudlan, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pigbundudlan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pigbundudlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.