Hitmatboss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful dragon.

Hitmatboss created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitmatboss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hitmatboss, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hitmatboss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hitmatboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never play with disobedient children.