Xemmigbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic dingo.

Xemmigbot created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemmigbot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xemmigbot, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xemmigbot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Xemmigbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Never feed lentils to mice while wearing scarves.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.