Cabbadmobbinstergadcad Bogkomwik is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, pitiless sheep.

Cabbadmobbinstergadcad Bogkomwik created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Cabbadmobbinstergadcad Bogkomwik, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cabbadmobbinstergadcad Bogkomwik, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cabbadmobbinstergadcad Bogkomwik's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cabbadmobbinstergadcad Bogkomwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Cabbadmobbinstergadcad Bogkomwik loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.