Mabarncisslid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying weasel.

Mabarncisslid created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabarncisslid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mabarncisslid, it will be very sad.

Mabarncisslid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mabarncisslid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect your elders.