Pigciddun Nutfud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong alligator.

Pigciddun Nutfud created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigciddun Nutfud, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pigciddun Nutfud, he will manifest in front of you.

Pigciddun Nutfud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pigciddun Nutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing mauve dresses.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Do not commit murder.