Arfbetbell Hittimdib is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow swan.

Arfbetbell Hittimdib created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfbetbell Hittimdib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Arfbetbell Hittimdib, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Arfbetbell Hittimdib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Arfbetbell Hittimdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Retreat if six snakes approach from the east.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Arfbetbell Hittimdib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not make images of living things.