Wegarmtal is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, loving warg.

Wegarmtal created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegarmtal, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegarmtal, he will ignore you.

Wegarmtal's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wegarmtal's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.

5. You must love Wegarmtal.