Ominnegnar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident jaguar.

Ominnegnar created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ominnegnar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ominnegnar, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ominnegnar's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ominnegnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Never think about spacetime.