Vindibsog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet naga.

Vindibsog created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vindibsog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vindibsog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vindibsog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vindibsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.