Pombonkbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tranquil wyvern.

Pombonkbep created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombonkbep, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pombonkbep, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pombonkbep's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pombonkbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.