Omin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered gerbil.

Omin created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Omin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omin, he will not invite you to parties.

Omin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Omin's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near swans while wearing indigo corsets and balancing nine tin spheres on your hands.