Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering rhinoceros.

Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.