Himgupwip Citxenyarp Xenmottarg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, benevolent wyvern.

Himgupwip Citxenyarp Xenmottarg created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Himgupwip Citxenyarp Xenmottarg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Himgupwip Citxenyarp Xenmottarg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Himgupwip Citxenyarp Xenmottarg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Himgupwip Citxenyarp Xenmottarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Himgupwip Citxenyarp Xenmottarg's priests.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.