Sidfidboggan Jipkad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless rhinoceros.

Sidfidboggan Jipkad created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfidboggan Jipkad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidfidboggan Jipkad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sidfidboggan Jipkad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sidfidboggan Jipkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near whales.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away from indigo voles, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.