Quartcibgup is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, stupid hydra.

Quartcibgup created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartcibgup, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quartcibgup, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quartcibgup's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quartcibgup's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight cats approach from the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Worship no other gods but Quartcibgup.

5. Do not kill turtles.