Dabhadzim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring goose.

Dabhadzim created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dabhadzim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dabhadzim, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dabhadzim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dabhadzim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not covet oxen.