Cibdobteen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust unicorn.

Cibdobteen created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibdobteen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cibdobteen, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cibdobteen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cibdobteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.