Veenbogdodvan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful dugong.

Veenbogdodvan created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenbogdodvan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veenbogdodvan, she will turn you into a worm.

Veenbogdodvan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Veenbogdodvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Veenbogdodvan loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Run away from gray voles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Always obey Veenbogdodvan's priests.